My Shit Life So Far

I dont think anyone can have written an autobiography without at some point thinking «Why would anyone want to know this shit?» Ive always read them thinking «I dont want to know where Steve Tyler grew up, just tell me how many groupies he f**ked!»So begins Frankies outrageous, laugh-out loud, cynical rant on life as he knows it. From growing up in Pollokshaws, Glasgow (‘it was an aching cement void, a slap in the face to Childhood, and for the family it was a step up), to his rampant teenage sex drive (‘in those days if you glimpsed a nipple on T.V. it was like porn Christmas), and first job working in a mental hospital (where most evenings were spent persuading an old man in his pants not to eat a family sized block of cheese), nothing is out of bounds.Outspoken, outrageous and brilliantly inappropriate, Frankie Boyle says the unsayable as only he can. From the TV programmes he would like to see made (Celebrities On Acid On Ice: just like Celebrity Dancing On Ice, but with an opening sequence where Graham Norton hoses the celebrities down with liquid LSD), to his native Scotland and the Mayor of London (voting for Boris Johnson wasnt that different to voting for a Labrador wearing a Wonder Woman costume), nothing and no one is safe from Frankies fearless, sharp-tongued assault.Sharply observed and full of taboo-busting, we-really-shouldnt-be-laughing-at-this humour, My Shit Life So Far shows why Frankie Boyle really is the blackest man in show business.In 2010, MY SHIT LIFE SO FAR won the title of Scotlands favourite summer read, coming top of a list of 20 other books from the likes of Ian Rankin, Iain Banks and Carol Ann Duffy.